Taylor Swift Is Scared Of Rita Ora’s New Album Because Of Calvin Harris

First of all, Rita Ora naked. Second of all, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris recently celebrated their 1 year anniversary. Third of all, Rita Ora used to date Calvin Harris. Fourth of all, Rita Ora has a new album coming out. Fifth of all, it will have songs about Calvin Harris. 

“Taylor is worried about Rita Ora’s upcoming record, because there’s a couple of tracks that paint Calvin in a bad light,” a source tell HollywoodLife.com. “She doesn’t want any negative comments about her man affecting their relationship because of the public conception of how perfectly suited to each other they are, and how squeaky-clean he appears to be.” Of course, Taylor doesn’t want a repeat of the Kanye incident all over again too, claims the source.  “Plus, after being the subject of an attack by Kanye it’s the last thing she needs to have her name dragged up in public in someone else’s music,” the insider adds.

Sixth of all, Rita Ora recently talked about break up songs with The Sun:

“Yeah, I’ve got about two of those records. But the thing is I get angry first then I get emotional. I hate hate hate hate hate that person and then I’m like, ‘Wait a minute, hold on …’” she told the tabloid. “It’s amazing because it is a big transition in my life. It’s definitely the most emotional album I’ve ever done, but not in a sad way. It’s angry, it’s happy, it’s love – it’s everything in one.”

Now we really don’t need to discuss the irony of Taylor Swift being scared about an entire album dedicated to throwing shade at a past relationship do we? We’re all smart people. Seventh of all, Taylor Swift looks like a Nazi secretary now. Eighth of all, this concludes this post.