Taylor Swift Approved Pics To Be Posted Of Her Vacation With Calvin Harris

March 16, 2016

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

Taylor Swift (real name: Taylor Swift) and Calvin Harris (real name: Adam Wiles) are on vacation somewhere and this is the stuff Taylor and her team approved to be posted on social media. Which weird, because Taylor Swift doesn’t really go public with relationships since they usually only last a semester. She might be pregnant and supposedly has already given him a wedding ultimatum, so if this relationship ends, you could probably bid on the copy of her next album that has Calvin Harris’ autographed severed head in it.

On a scale of “Watch, watch!” to “You watching?!”, how annoying is Taylor Swift here?