Ok, so we can talk about how Taylor Swift looks like her ex-scissoring friend Karlie Kloss here or we can discuss what she said in the new issue of Vogue. Both, I guess?
Calvin Harris is magic or something:
“I’m just taking things as they come,” Swift says. “I’m in a magical relationship right now. And of course I want it to be ours, and low-key . . . this is the one thing that’s been mine about my personal life.”
Calvin Harris is magic in the sense that he can get a handjob in a massage parlor and still force Taylor Swift to get a butt like this.
People say mean things about her, but she has a plan or whatever:
“I’ve had people say really hurtful things about me, and so I’ve kind of learned how to gauge it: ‘This is, like, low-to-medium-level hurtful.’ There are a lot of really easy ways to dispel rumors. If they say you are pregnant, all you have to do is continue to not be pregnant and not have a baby. If the rumor is that you have fake friendships, all you have to do is continue to be there for each other. And when we’re all friends in fifteen years and raising our kids together, maybe somebody will look back and go, ‘That was kind of ridiculous what we said about Taylor and her friends.’”
I mean, it’s not like Taylor Swift says mean things about her ex-boyfriends in all her songs or anything like that. Or use the biggest platform she can find for sympathy. Nothing like that. Taylor Swift would never do anything like that. It’s hard to tell why people are so mean to her.
Taylor Swift Vogue May 2016
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
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Taylor Swift Vogue
