The naked cowboy in Times Square sounds like a nice guy, making people smile by playing music and taking pictures. The naked cowboy accused of robbing several Georgia homes recently sounds like an asshole.
According to WALB, Ashdon Gibbs was captured on a surveillance camera breaking into a John’s Creek woman’s home wearing nothing but a cowboy hat. He even came face to face with her teenage daughter but fled the house when she screamed.
As the woman called 911, Gibbs attempted to steal her motorcycle. Unsuccessful, he ran off into the distance. The woman said he was running pretty fast because he didn’t have any clothes on so he had nothing to weigh him down.
The butt-ass naked man then broke into a house that coincidentally belonged to Bob Johnson, who told authorities the man made himself quite comfortable in his pad. Gibbs allegedly cracked open a cold one, listened to some Elvis on a vintage jukebox, sat in one of Johnson’s chairs and watched an Atlanta Braves game.
No word on whether or not Johnson plans to destroy the chair that came into direct contact with Gibbs’ twig and berries, but that’s probably where we would start.
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