Nothing fills my stomach with dread like seeing my cable and Internet service crash. Not only does that mean that I have to face the real world without distractions, it also means that I’ll have to set up an appointment with the worst human being on the planet: the cable guy. Here’s a timeline of the most dreadful experience on earth, waiting for the cable guy.
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