That seems like a rather reasonable request, but you should know by now that when it comes to “Florida Man,” nothing is ever reasonable.
According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, a 28-year-old man was arrested Saturday afternoon after people asked him to stop having sex in a Fort Walton Beach apartment complex’s pool for a number of reasons, with the fact that kids were present being near the top of the list.
Police said Austin Misiak lost his shit after several people asked him to take it elsewhere. He started by jumping out of the pool, chasing the children and trying to hit them, hopefully with something above the belt. He then started yelling at a man who was trying to soak up the Florida sun “for no reason,” causing the man to leave the area “out of fear he was going to be struck.”
It eventually took a 15-year-old girl and her boyfriend to put Misiak in his place before deputies from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrived. The girl yelled at Misiak to leave the kids and man alone. Misiak didn’t care for that request either, so he made a move toward her as if he was going to hit her, and that’s when her boyfriend stepped in and punched him twice.
Officers said Misiak was “drunk” and told them “nothing happened” when they arrived on the scene. They charged him with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault.
No word yet on what the unnamed woman saw in Misiak that made her want to have sex with him.
