Lethal Combo Outside Of California Grocery Store Is Easily Knockout Of The Year (NSFW Language)

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Why people are still forking over $100 for a pay-per-view boxing match or MMA fight is anybody’s guess because today’s best knockouts can be watched over and over again for free.

Take this superior knockout outside a Superior Grocers store in Baldwin Park, California, Friday morning, for example, shared by Leah Rose:

Dis what happens at my job lmfao #baldwinpark #superiorgrocers pic.twitter.com/CnStW8GC4C

— Leah Rose (@Oh_leahS) July 15, 2016

I mean, even the asshole Russian judge would have to give this guy a “10” for his performance, as the dude landed every single punch and kick to that moron’s dome. You could even give him extra credit for holding onto his groceries during the entire bout.

In a related story, no ma’am, he’s not OK. And the fact that you had to ask that question was almost as embarrassing as that clown’s performance in the fight.

Also, we’re by no means experts when it comes to throwing down outside California grocery stores, but here’s our advice if you plan on doing so in the near future: If you’ve just taken three right hooks to the face from a guy twice your size while at the same time bringing nothing to the table in terms of an effective retaliation, you might want to refrain from asking the guy who’s kicking your ass if “that’s it.”

h/t Barstool Sports

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