Mack Yearwood is a 41-year-old Florida man who measures in at 5’6″ and tips the scales at 148 pounds.
He’s also a f**king moron.
According to ABC News, after the Stuart Police Department created a “Wanted of the Week” poster for Yearwood based on his felony warrant for two counts of battery, Yearwood thought it would be a good idea to make that poster his Facebook profile picture.
It was not, as a tipster pointed it out to police and they promptly arrested him.
Oh, but Yearwood’s shitdickery didn’t stop there. Police said he asked to put on a pair of jeans after they arrived to take him downtown, and wouldn’t you know it, it just so happened to be the same pair of jeans where Yearwood was hiding his weed stash.
And then, as if things couldn’t have gotten any worse for Yearwood, the police jumped on Facebook and trolled the everliving shit out of him.
If common sense was this difficult for Yearwood, we can only assume that prison life is probably going to be quite the bitch for him as well.
He’s definitely not the first dipshit to come out of the Sunshine State: Florida Man Arrested After Bragging About Selling Drugs On Facebook
