There comes a time in every person’s life when they must lay down the law of the land. When it comes to pizza and not having to share, this law is hard to define. That’s because pizza’s cut into pieces and made to be shared. Obviously, this gives people you don’t want eating your pizza an opportunity to grab a slice. It doesn’t have to be this way. In fact, if it feels right, you never have to share pizza again, even if you go out to eat with a big group of people thanks to this life hack from TikTok user @tfizzie‘s genius girlfriend.
Instead of leaving the pizza on the table so it’s community property, she developed a technique so she can eat her pizza in peace, something we all deserve. Amazingly, you can protect your pizza and eat smarter too. Keep reading to discover this super easy TikTok hack for eating pizza like a wild man.
Image: @tfizzie (TikTok)
What You’ll Need
- A pizza
- A universal pizza stand (those metal things they rest pizzas on in restaurants)
- Ripped jeans
- Moxie
You want to start by ordering your pizza. Get it exactly how you like it because, for once, you won’t have to share it. Next, when the waiter drops off the universal pizza stand at your table, you’re going to want to grab it. What I’m going to ask you to do next sounds insane, but you’re just going to do it. Take the pizza stand and place its arms into the holes in your jeans. What happens next is incredible. The waiter is going to return with the pizza and realize the pizza stand is on your lap, and then hand you your pizza.
@tfizzieGf is a savage ##fyp ##foryou ##pizzalover♬ original sound – Tanner Faris
Finally, you’re going to eat that pizza like you’re Kevin McCallister and your whole family is on vacation in Paris. Bon appetit.
