Delusion mixed with a lack of common sense.
Itching for answers? It's probably something else.
Put down the greasy chips, fatty.
Our guess? More fantasy than football.
Like golden turds.
Broke as a joke.
You're out. You're out. You're OK. You're out.
What goes up...must fall down (in the most horrid fashion).
But seriously, read "1984" and tell us it's not happening.
Just you and the pigeons, my friend.