Mandatory Tweets: The Funniest Things You Should Have, Know, and Be ‘By Age 30’ According to Twitter The only thing you have to be by age 30 is a disappointment.
New Study Shows What Age Men Around the World Tie the Knot (Wait, Guys Still Want to Get Married?) Shocker: men still get married. We have no idea why.
Pete Davidson Sets Goal of Removing 100-Plus Tattoos By Age 30 (Wait, Are We Not 50, Asked Bags Under His Eyes) Pete Davidson has two defining traits – tattoos and undereye bags – and he’s about to get rid of one…
Jonah Hill Bewilders Gullible Internet With ’50 and Thriving’ Joke Photo, People Truly Not Meant to Survive This World Jonah Hill junk punked the entire internet – but not everyone got the joke.
Millennials Are ‘Happy’ with Their Life Decisions, Study Reports From Corner of Tiny Dark, Anxiety-Riddled Apartment Before we collectively call bullshit, let's unpack this latest metric of post-pandemic happiness.
Happiness Peaks at Age 69, Study Shows (Why Are We Not Surprised?) Researchers have uncovered when people are their happiest – and we have good news and bad news. The good news…
Court Says Tinder User Cannot Take 20 Years Off His Age Apparently, all you need to turn back time is a lawsuit and a lawyer.
It’s Not How Old You Are That Matters, It’s How Old You Feel Unless you find yourself in a court of law, of course.
Dad Thinks He’s 79, Throws Hilarious, F-Bomb Rant When He Finds Out How Old He Really Is "Your ass!" ... "Holy f**k!"
Walking Speed May Determine Life Expectancy, So Pick Up The Pace In an ironic twist, lollygagging will get you to your grave quicker.