Scarlett Johansson’s ‘Black Widow’ Release Pushed, We Officially Have Nothing to Look Forward to Now And the web thickens, Marvel fans die a little inside.
Meanwhile in Florida: Spring Break Beach Goers Keen on Being the ‘Florida’ of America’s Downfall During Crisis If this thing is going to go south, look to the most southern tip of America to throw us into…
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Ted Cruz Isolated After Contact With Coronavirus Positive Man, Trump Expected to Quarantine This Cruz at Sea, Too President Trump would have had no problem quarantining Cruz, if the senator hadn’t already done it himself.
10 Unexpected Upsides of the Coronavirus Outbreak While coronavirus is still very, very bad, the outbreak does have some positive side-effects.
Late-Night Show Hosts Tape Without Live Audiences, Revealing That They’re Not That Funny We may have to get our laughs elsewhere from now on.