Mac & Cheese Rebranded as Quarantine Breakfast For Kids, Perfect For Parents Who Can’t Cook For Crap Mac and cheese – part of a complete breakfast? According to Kraft, it is while kids are in coronavirus quarantine.
10 Signs It’s Time to Get Back to Your Quarantine Bubble While none of us wants to go through another lockdown, it seems 2020 isn't done with us yet.
The Mandatory Dining Out Guide to Surviving Supper in Public If you are going to dine out, we recommend not being an asshole about it.
Utah Reopening Buffets, the True American Way to Spread a Virus In all honesty, we really don’t know what anyone would feel the need to go to a buffet in the…
CBD Summer: The Very Best CBD Products For Maxin’ the Relaxin’ (And Making It Through Anxiety-Ridden Pandemics) This summer, let a friendly, non-psychoactive cannabinoid be your chill pill.
Post Malone Is Starting a World Beer Pong League, Finally College Will Start to Pay Off The leaked paperwork says that the trademarked name World Pong League will be used for branding of tournaments, events, and…
You Can Now Dine in a Parking Garage in LA, Lighting Really Matches the Mood If you live near Glendale and you don’t mind munching on tacos with a side of car exhaust, enjoy a…
Mandatory Good News: Brad Pitt and Flea Take Over School Gym to Get Food to Those in Need Not only does Brad Pitt have a golden Oscar statue now, but he apparently has a heart of gold, too.
Catherine Zeta-Jones to Let Michael Douglas Kiss Her Bare Face For 20th Anniversary, New Trend of Softcore Porn to Follow At a time when a kiss could literally kill you, we’ll take what we can get.
Paris Has Floating Movie Theaters, Only Matter of Time Before US Steals the Idea (But Does It Worse) Similar to the Parisian version, the set up will include giant screens showing both new releases and classic films (similar…