Dark and horny, just as you'll always remember your quarantine life.
End of the World
If you happened to be one of the millions of people trying to order McDonald's while firing up the old…
You can still reach out and touch someone -- without infecting them with COVID-19.
Mars is lovely this time of year.
Hey, Costco wants you to live.
Well this isn't good news.
Earth doesn't stand a chance.
So long, earth.
And none of them involve hiring a bunch of oil drillers.
Take cover.
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