Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Searching For Sea Turtles Discovers $1.2 Million in Cocaine, What a Bust The strangest news comes out of Florida. All sorts of things wash up on shore in the Sunshine State –…
Meanwhile in Ohio: Nurse Tries to Prove That Covid Vaccines Made Her Magnetic Before Legislative Committee (And Fails Miserably) There are a lot of myths surrounding the Covid vaccine. But perhaps one of the strangest – and most enduring…
Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Swears She Spotted Dinosaur in Viral Home Security Video (Probably Just Needs New Glasses) People think they see all sorts of things at night: animals, prowlers, even ghosts. Most of the time, these scary…
Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Woman Goes on Rampage at Outback Steakhouse, Clearly Has Beef With Clothes at Dinner (Don’t We All Now?) Oh, Florida. Just when we thought you couldn’t get any crazier, you fall even deeper off the deep end.
Meanwhile in New Mexico: Dildo Drone Springs Up at Mayoral Campaign Rally, Raising the Bar on Sexual Harassment in Politics Forever As seen in the video, someone ran up and grabbed the dildo-wielding drone before it had a chance to get…
Meanwhile in Texas: Mom Arrested After Posing as Daughter For Entire Day at Middle School (And Her Reason Why Is Somewhat Insane) Move over, Ferris Bueller. There’s a new way of getting out of school.
Meanwhile in Space: Jeff Bezos to Take First Blue Origin Flight Next Month, Earth Scrambling to Create No-Return Policy Ah, to be the richest man in the world and have nothing better to do than launch yourself into space.…
Mandatory Funniest Tweets For Trump’s Seemingly Backwards Pants (You Can’t Make This Stuff Up) Just when you thought you’d heard the last of Donald Trump, the most-hated former president in history has to make…
Meanwhile in Florida: Missing Woman Rescued Yet Again From Drain Pipe, Sewer Rat Is Apparently Spirit Animal A Florida woman was found completely naked in a storm drain back in March after having been missing for weeks.…
Meanwhile in Indiana: Candy Shop Owner Dragged For Sexist Job Description (‘Splitters’ Need Not Apply) It’s hard to find good employees. So it’s no wonder that sometimes employers get specific in their classified ads. But…