Meanwhile at Lollapalooza: Hilarious Drunk Girl Set to ‘Smooth Criminal’ Is Our #MarryMe of the Week Lollapalooza is home to many memorable performances by legendary bands, but it’s also where you can catch music festival fans…
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Baby Bear Steals Woman’s Pumpkin, Apparently a Little Confused About the Rules of Halloween Kelly Stephens of Morris County, New Jersey, noticed an alert that someone was approaching her front door. When she took…
RANKED! The CDC’s Most High-Risk Halloween Activities For a Barely Spooky Quaranteen (and a Few We Added Ourselves) That’s why the list we care most about is the high-risk activities. While the CDC didn’t rank them, we did…
Kraft Introduces Pumpkin Spice Mac & Cheese, Our Favorite Food Is Now Dead to Us The pumpkin spice craze has gone too far. The latest food to be ruined by the autumnal seasoning? Kraft Macaroni…
Woman Falls Out of Moving Car While Filming Snapchat Video, Join Us in Pretending to Be Shocked The lengths people will go to for social media posts these days are astounding.
Pumpkin-Spiced Seltzer: We’ve Officially Reached the Edge of Humanity This is the official fall flavor of air fresheners, hummus, kale chips, and even Spam. And now, in an event…
The Mandatory Survival Guide to Living in America With No Income or Insurance We've got plenty of tips and tricks to help you live through the dumpster fire known as 2020.
New National Parks PSA Tells You Not to Push Your ‘Slower Friends’ in an Attempt to Save Yourself From Bears (Wink, Wink) The first line of the PSA sums up the mix of important information and tongue-in-cheek humor. It begins, “Please don’t…
Meanwhile in Florida: Drive-Thru Haunted Houses Coming, But Still Nothing More Horrifying Than Turning on the News at Home The cast and full experience are still in development, but it’s expected to open by late August and will only…