Meanwhile In Chicago: Mom of Train Robbery Suspect Drags Her Boy to Police Station, How Embarrassing Next time, just steal a few bucks from your mom's purse like a normal person.
Meanwhile in Illinois: After-School Satan Club Is Now in Session, Now There’s a Bumper Sticker All Parents Want Amen to that.
Meanwhile in Chicago: Mystery Egger Angers Residents (We Wouldn’t Mind If They Threw in Some Bacon and Hashbrowns) The one constant is that the eggings seem to be centered around the north side of the city (hence the…
Meanwhile in Hawaii: Anti-Vaxxer’s DIY Project Backfires For All to See (And Laugh At) Side effects may include jail time, community service, a $5,000 fine, and shitting yourself from embarrassment.
Meanwhile in Illinois: Dirty Old Man Strangles Penis With Rubber Bands, It’s Our Job to Report the News, Dad (Sorry) This story takes crotch rot to a whole ‘nother level. A dirty old man in Illinois was hospitalized after binding…
Meanwhile in Illinois: Carjacker Returns Vehicle After Finding Toddler in Backseat, Another Sign Parenting Harder Than Prison With any luck, the person who committed this crime was scared straight after staring parenting in the face and surviving.
Meanwhile in Chicago: Cat Fight Breaks Out at Wild Sox-Cardinals Game, America’s True Pastime Fights at sporting events are nothing new. Hell, they're America's new favorite pastime.
Meanwhile in Chicago: Black Cat Leaps 5 Stories to Escape Fire, Still Has All 9 Lives In Tact They say cats have nine lines, and one Chicago feline isn’t letting go of even one of them.
Meanwhile in Illinois: Innovative Chicago Man Uses Frozen Pants to Call Dibs on Parking Spot There’s no need for a chair when you have a pair of old pants. Not only is it the perfect…
Meanwhile in Illinois: Couple Dines on Rolling Dinner Table on Wheels, Covid on the Go They Shall Name It Doug and Kim White of Lombard, Illinois enjoy dining out. Since many of their favorite restaurants closed their dining rooms,…