An Arizona Woman Shot Her Sleeping Boyfriend In The Penis Because She Thought He Was Cheating So long, penis.
Malaysian Dude Gets Penis Stuck In Water Bottle While Trying To Piss In It Then Cuts Himself With Saw Trying To Get It Out You're only supposed to get the urine inside there, buddy.
Chinese Man Who Got His Penis Stuck in a Pipe Says He Slipped While Painting This is worse than getting it caught in your zipper.