Mandatory Tweets: The Funniest Twitter Reactions to the FBI Raid on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Resort We did a search and seizure of the funniest tweets about the FBI raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Reports Jimmy Kimmel to Cops Over Will Smith Joke, Who’s the Snowflake Now? Even a Will Smith slap couldn't shut this one up.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Claims She Eats Chocolate Ice Cream for Breakfast, During Lent No Less Whatever gets you through the day, Nancy.
The Mandatory Vladimir Putin Good Leader Guide to Being Someone Everyone Can Respect How do you say "Go on with your bad self" in Russian?
US House Candidate Gets Drunk and Vomits Mid-Rant at Pre-Teen Sleepover, And You Have Our Vote Easy on the wine, Abby.
Meanwhile in Ohio: Mayor Declares Ice Fishing Leads to Prostitution (Only Similarity We See Are the Holes, Mr. Mayor) If the shanty’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’…
Meanwhile in Politics: Ballsy Democrat Wants Anti-Mask House Members Put in Isolation Boxes, Might Have to Settle For Coffins You can't always get what you want.
Twitter Takes Sides in the Battle Between Elon Musk and Bernie Sanders There are no winners in this Twitter debate.
Trump Reveals $35 Wrapping Paper With His Face on It, Perfect Coal Replacement For Clean Energy Christmas What better way to package your disappointment in them than with wrapping paper that epitomizes the shitshow of the Republican…
Meanwhile in DC: Republican Senator Hosts ‘Bipawtisan’ Halloween Party For Pups, Dems Still Not Invited North Carolina Sen. Thom Tillis is hosting a "bipawtisan" dog costume parade for pups belonging to Capitol Hill staffers. Both…