God helps us all if you get stuck in an elevator with Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz
What's worse: this Texan senator or a deadly virus?
How vile and creepy is your brain that LGBTQ+ inclusion in animation automatically equates to a mouse boning his pet…
Regardless of your party affiliation, when you look at Ted Cruz, the Republican senator from Texas, you can't help but…
You might not know it from his face, but Ted Cruz is a looker.
Ted Cruz is a racist baby.
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Big Bird, that massive, yellow-feathered friend of ours from Sesame Street, recently got a shot in the arm (err, make…
As if we needed more proof of Cruz's inability at civil leadership, the puffy-faced Texan with the eyes of a…
All this to say, you'll know where to find Senator Cruz next time Texas freezes over.
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