Pardoned White House Turkeys Named Bread and Butter, Ironically Named After Two Things Trump Will Never Pardon in the Least Nothing is more ironic than naming your potentially pardoned turkeys Bread and Butter, the two things that are never spared…
Kamala Harris Wants to Hire Your Out-of-Work Weed Dealer to Run Pot Shops (Especially If They Went to Prison For It) That's one smokin' senator.
President Trump Likely to Pardon Any Damn Turkey Who Can Get Dirt on Joe Biden (Or Make His Son Disappear on Thanksgiving) Pardon us, Mr. T.
