Usher Drops Powerful Op-Ed to Make Juneteenth a National Holiday, Says He Wants It ‘My Way’ He wants it his way, and we say you give it to him, America!
The Rusty American’s Guide For Getting Back to Being an Entitled Traveler Enough of being stuck inside, staring at the wall. It's time to travel (and be an entitled prick) again!
The Mandatory White Guy’s Guide to Being a Supportive Ally to the Black Community Get woke, white man.
California Woman Walks Her Elderly Friend on Six-Foot Leash, Little Confused About Social Distancing (Or Just an Awful Friend) And you thought you were going to extremes.
Trump’s Space Force Takes Next Step with New Ads Now That Earth Is Plenty Screwed The future is so dark.
Darth Vader Patrolling One City to Encourage Social Distancing, But Is the Force Strong Enough? If Darth Vader won't scare you into social distancing, nothing will.
LA Earthquake at Stroke of Midnight on 50th Earth Day Is Mother Nature Saying ‘Stay the Eff in Your Room, Mama’s Enjoying Her Alone Time’ Leave Mama Nature alone, she doesn't want to see us.
Celebrate 50 Years of Earth Day by Sustainably Watering Your Plants With Your Quarantine Tears With 50 years of Earth Day under our belts, you’d think the world would be in tip-top shape, but that’s…