Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week: Quarantine Week 7 Edition

If not for the chicken scratches on the bedroom wall, how else would we know it’s time for another round of funny tweets? To commemorate another Friday in the can (and surviving the endless madness of coronavirus isolation), we’ve got a new collection for you below. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, you missed a lot, but this week’s lockdown included Brad Pitt playing Fauci, failed attempts to reopen the country, Twinkies getting made into lattes, LeBron James somehow getting more attention than usual and social-distance May Day baskets, along with Jeffrey Epstein definitely not killing himself. As always, we’re here if you need us. Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then, of course, follow us on Twitter or our name isn’t @Mandatory.

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America getting ready to reopen pic.twitter.com/b6mM0M5cxH

— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) April 30, 2020

https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/1256241408375046144?s=20

https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/1255906007617765376?s=20

ok thank u science https://t.co/BlC4hYyPOT

— JP (@jpbrammer) April 30, 2020

I don't want to hear anyone calling America the greatest nation on earth ever again https://t.co/wQkv9NOZfX

— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 28, 2020

how old were u when u realized all the new famous people were younger than u and your life was over

— prance (@bocxtop) April 30, 2020

I’ve had my cat for 4 years and today I learned he doesn’t know how to eat food pic.twitter.com/VOeQzvk3IM

— octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) May 1, 2020

https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1255863854271205379?s=20

Kids, i shit you not; there used to be a phone number you could call just to find out what time it was.

— The Panic (@Gunntwitt) April 30, 2020

Quarantine Status: uncoiled the individual cinnamon rolls in a tube of dough and wrapped them into a giant one pic.twitter.com/MpmdO2SyJ1

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 30, 2020

when the clorox hits pic.twitter.com/CQF6fkTMoT

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 28, 2020

This is the only tiktok I have ever cared about pic.twitter.com/J2GzDSkkAP

— darth hater (@saturdaymegamix) April 29, 2020

never forget pic.twitter.com/qdeUVwrFL1

— mean lesbian (@trashbrainbaby) April 28, 2020

When you tell her you have a podcast https://t.co/1GxHog5LC0

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) April 29, 2020

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