Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
join tik tok if you want to see the endless SNL audition of a global population.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) October 27, 2021
I can’t think of a better day than this to wish you a happy Halloween
— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) October 28, 2021
.@pattonoswalt recalls the harrowing haunted house experience that made him nearly shit his pants off on Halloween pic.twitter.com/XTFzBad9cX
— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) October 27, 2021
BRANDS. Always remember to test your logos upside down. pic.twitter.com/t8vlxTGwdp
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) October 25, 2021
Loved this scene from DUNE pic.twitter.com/rt81cUPAyn
— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) October 25, 2021
Remember the time John Cena slammed André the Giant in front 93,173 fans. pic.twitter.com/U6jh9fKybk
— Allan (@allan_cheapshot) October 24, 2021
It's important to remember that in real life Godzilla never fought Kong. They were contemporaries with great respect for one another and whatnot.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) October 27, 2021
All of Twitter claims to love Dune but I bet they can't even name 4 songs
— Matt Cohen (@CamelToad) October 26, 2021
For some reason it feels really good to call someone a bozo.
Try it.
— Alicia Marie (@AliciaMarieBODY) October 26, 2021
The visuals of the nba corporate sponsors on uniforms and the court have caused a small part of my soul to leak out that I will never get back.
— Flea (@flea333) October 27, 2021
Spooky Season is upon us pic.twitter.com/OA4tZJjvmo
— Seth Green (@SethGreen) October 25, 2021
Me climbing out of my depression pic.twitter.com/4iyDeuavt8
— Matt Cohen (@CamelToad) October 26, 2021
https://twitter.com/RubeGelatinous/status/1452759398330347523?s=20
My body is 65 percent coffee at this point.
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) October 27, 2021
Yeah, I like Dune…Dune some jokes on Twitter. Am I Dune this meme right? ? Ha!
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) October 26, 2021