Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/DrewBarrymoreTV/status/1448668708998635526?s=20
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1449808401610035201?s=20
I don’t care how fun being famous is I’m not eating hot wings on camera
— raina (@quakerraina) October 15, 2021
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1449124389493133320?s=20
https://twitter.com/ZackLyman/status/1451280111324499972?s=20
My favorite thing about Bath & Body Works is that as long as I keep them silent, no one can detect that I'm farting throughout the store.
— Nate Sinclair (@Nate_Sinclair) October 16, 2021
Being a woman is cool because your body can literally go in and out of style.
— Aubrey Hirsch (@aubreyhirsch) October 15, 2021
If you want to know where I am emotionally right now, I just involuntarily exclaimed “FUCK YEAH” when Hanson’s ‘Mmmbop” came on my music shuffle
— T.J. Chambers (@tjchambersLA) October 14, 2021
Oh, you don't like Hocus Pocus??? pic.twitter.com/QbXG6mBWtB
— Justin Silverman @ PAX West (@JustySilverman) October 20, 2021
A Quiet Place Vs. Pennywise movie could be called sh…it
— Ian Abramson (@ianabramson) October 21, 2021
literally no one cares https://t.co/9SCOsWLHfT
— eve6 (@Eve6) October 21, 2021
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1450834763405828101?s=20
Was just asked to be a judge in the Understatement of the Year awards. To say I'm pleased would be pushing it.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) October 21, 2021
one thing I feel like we're not acknowledging as a society is that everyone is now just completely insane
— Molly Lambert ? (@mollylambert) October 18, 2021
“Not tonight, guys. But soon, I promise!” -me to the bagged salads I bought, as I order delivery
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) October 21, 2021
