Or aliens are just playing a prank on us.
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Just skip the pillow talk.
Praying pays off sometimes.
There are clearly worse things than a broken nail.
Can't...wash...out!
Feel the secondhand embarrassment.
Best do what she says.
What a nightmare.
A quick and convenient way to get beat up.
Not the happy ending he wanted.
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