GameStop Refuses to Close Stores, Apparently They’re Essential to People With Nothing Else Going For Them GameStop insists it's an essential business that shouldn't be closed due to the coronavirus outbreak.
Good Dog Very Aware His Dad Working From Home Is Temporary, Works Extra Hard to Change That If we had a dog like this, we wouldn’t leave home even if the world wasn’t ending.
Tom Brady to Leave Patriots, Likely to LA to Find the Rest of the Bunch Love him or hate him, it cannot be argued that Tom Brady is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever…
NBA Aborts Season After Coronavirus Case and Overall Desire For a Do-Over From Everyone If you’re getting bored of blaming President Trump for everything, feel free to blame Rudy Gobert for the cancellation of…
Amber Heard Seems to Dress Girlfriend Up Like Johnny Depp, Difficult Without Talent, Charisma and All That Money Amber Heard seems to have moved on -- with a girlfriend who was dressed in an outfit eerily reminiscent of…
Ted Cruz Isolated After Contact With Coronavirus Positive Man, Trump Expected to Quarantine This Cruz at Sea, Too President Trump would have had no problem quarantining Cruz, if the senator hadn’t already done it himself.
Tom Hanks Stranded in Australia With Coronavirus, Worst Possible Sequel to ‘Castaway’ (Except This One Is Real) Coronavirus couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Harvey Weinstein Sentenced to 23 Years in Prison, Cosby to Make Perfect Cellmate Between his two latest convictions, Harvey Weinstein ought to be locked up for the rest of his miserable life.
Hand Sanitizer Prices Skyrocket Amid Coronavirus, Our Cheap DIY Suggestions to Avoid Getting Scammed Well, if you don’t feel like spending an arm to keep your hands clean, you’ve come to the right place.
Meanwhile in Florida: Monkeys Have Their Own Virus to Contend With, Incidentally They Know More About It Than Mike Pence Does About Ours Add "catching herpes from a monkey" to your "things to freak out about" list.