RANKED! Our 10 Favorite Rudy Giuliani Moments of 2020 We didn’t start 2020 thinking we would be writing so many stories about Rudy Giuliani. But that is where we…
The 8 Days of Quarantine Christmas (A Parody For Solo Celebrators) You should hear our versions of "O’ Holy Shit (This Year Sucks)" and "I’ll Stay Home for Christmas." Instant classics.…
President Trump Walking Out on Medal Recipient Dan Gable During Ceremony Is Perfect Reenactment of His COVID Response (And Our Confused Lonely Facial Expression) You know you’re about to quit or get fired and it doesn’t even matter anymore because you just want to…
Rudy Giuliani Shockingly Tests Positive for COVID, Perfect Little Bow on Top of a Terrible Year In a move that is surprising to absolutely nobody, current-but-soon-to-be-former President Trump (God that feels good to write) has announced…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Thaws Thanksgiving Turkey in Backyard Pool, Secret Ingredient Is Chlorine (And Maybe a Dash of Covid) Mark O’Donnell, the patriarch, posted a video to Facebook in which he showed off the family’s annual Thanksgiving tradition of…
Spoiled Brains of Rudy Giuliani Appear to Melt the More Lies He Tells, Leaving His Ears During Tall-Tale Press Conference Rudy Giuliani has become a parody and it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. Actually, strike that. It’s…
What Is Sharpiegate, And Why You’re Nuts If You Buy Into It For those unaware, some social media users are (falsely) claiming that ballots are being invalidated because voters were given Sharpie…
Meet President Trump’s Spiritual Advisor, Then Watch Her Welcome the Election Angels In the wake of the turbulent election, Trump needs as much help as he can get.
What Your Favorite ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Character Says About You (Especially If It’s Roland Schitt) Our favorite characters say a lot about us, especially when it comes to shows with such an eclectic cast of…
Mandatory Movie Battles: The Purge: Election Year v. The Reality Show That is Your Life in 2020 With the upcoming 2020 election nearly upon us, our lives are resembling the third film in the series, 'The Purge:…