Amazing news for stoners.
'The Sims' turns 18!
Probably the greatest last name ever.
Hey, at least it wasn't a show and tell class.
Take that, bitch.
Although, pizza and bears sound much more delightful than hurricane warnings.
Cloaked UFOs are becoming quite the hazard.
It's not you, it's me.
Your pills, bro. Your pills.
The future sounds gross.