Heeeeeeere’s Johnny…and his alleged 10-inch hog.
That’s right. According to TMZ, legendary king of late night Johnny Carson made a sex tape more than 40 years ago, and it’s currently being shopped by its owner.
The smut owner allegedly approached the Carson estate last year, and they threatened to sue if the tape ever got out.
Citing sources who have seen the skin flick, Carson wasn’t just blessed with a golden sense of humor. One source claims his blood lumber was at least ten inches long and can be seen for an extended period of time at the beginning of the movie while he’s stroking it.
The movie eventually cuts to a sex scene in Johnny’s bedroom, where he wails away on one of his wives for about 20 minutes. The video is so grainy, though, that it’s tough to determine exactly which wife it is.
TMZ also learned that the tape of Carson and his enormous man meat cannot be sold to a pornography company for legal reasons, so the tape’s owner has been shopping it around to private collectors.
Here’s to hoping we never have to write the same thing about Jay Leno’s massive chin finding its way into some kind of celebrity smut.
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