If you are a news reporter looking to change it up with a unique sign-off, watch this clip before you try any shenanigans. Paul Cicala of Tucson’s KVOA News 4 tried to run away at the end of his sports report and, well, let’s just say he should leave the athletics to the guys he reports on. At least the camera cut away almost immediately as Cicala smashes his face into the pavement, but the clip still got enough footage of the flop to live on forever on YouTube. Cicala later joked about the blooper on Twitter, promising not to “trip” again on the air. At least he learned his lesson.

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