Shaving is the worst. It takes up valuable time in the morning that could be put to better use sleeping more, and if you screw up, you're left nursing a bloody neck with a handful of tiny tissue tourniquets. Unfortunately, if you want to have a real job or a real girlfriend, you need to know how to stay clean-shaven. This video cuts through all the nonsense and breaks shaving down to the basics that will help keep you looking fresh and professional every time you leave the house.
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