Fritz the Golden Retriever is obviously a very good boy, because the treats his owner is giving him are better than what I normally have for dinner. The problem is, Fritz has not quite mastered the trick of catching food yet. Not even close. Watch as Fritz gets a plethora of delicious foods–steak, donuts, tacos and pizza–tossed his way, only to have them smash into his face instead of landing in his mouth. Luckily, dogs always adhere to the five-second rule.
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