Movies Would Be Very Different If They Ended When The Title Was Said

February 4, 2016

Fair warning: this will likely be the dumbest video you watch today. However, in exchange for less than two minutes of your life, it’s totally worth the price of admission. Kudos to the song choices for the credits music, too. I’m fairly certain “300” didn’t end with Smash Mouth, but now I’m kind of disappointed that it didn’t. And so abruptly at that.

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If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).