Ryan Seacrest is Unconvincing

Here are some pictures of Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher making out and walking on a beach five days ago after a lunch date at a nearby Malibu restaurant. I wonder how Ryan’s life partner is going to feel about this. Probably not much, because I’m sure he’s seen sexier kisses at a funeral. He’s probably standing behind the photographer with the hairdresser and make up guy, trying to decide if they should use holy water or a stake if Hatcher makes any sudden movements.