Jessica Simpson is Back To Normal

It only took Jessica Simpson two days to get back to looking like hell. Nice cloak. Is she supposed to be a geisha girl or a Sith Lord? I can’t tell. Maybe she’s a samurai. Either way, I have to give it up to Ken Paves. A gay stylist who for some reason couldn’t dress a wound, but somehow manages to get paid to make Jessica Simpson look like this. I honestly thought it was impossible for Jessica Simpson to look any worse, but Ken Paves has proved that was pretty much just a theory.