Nick Lachey is a 34 year old dude that used to be in a shitty boy band, yet every time you see Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo together, she’s always all over him. Vanessa Minnillo is hot. Nick Lachey looks like he should be hanging from a tire swing. I could see if he was cool guy, but he asked Jessica Simpson for alimony and his workday includes “practicing dance moves.” I wonder who’s in charge of making the popcorn when these two watch Lifetime.
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