I think we were still sending spies to Russia the last time Kelly Preston was considered hot, but here she is in a bikini anyway. Frolicking carelessly in the waves with her daughter as her son Jett is at home gnawing at his handcuffs and her husband is picking out syrup with his boyfriend. What a fabulous life she leads!
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