Here’s Heather Locklear’s “I’m Not Dead Yet” photo-op showing us all her suicide attempt wasn’t successful. She’s also showing us she can’t quit Dr. Peter Burns. Heather, you will always have “Special Guest Star” billing in my heart. And Jack, baby, you’re all I need:
Here’s Lucy Clarkson flashing her ass at some event that I don’t know may or may not have happened yesterday…
