During the Democratic primaries, Barack Obama bowled a 37 at a stop in Pennsylvania (you can see that here), but apparently he’s gotten better because he went on Jay Leno last night and said he recently bowled a 129. Not like the last time when he bowled a 37 “like the Special Olympics or something”. Obama then went on to talk about the time the retarded kid Mongo got out of his cage so he bought him a leash. You know, the ones you can hook up to the clothes line. Now he can run back and forth and there’s plenty of room for him to dig. And to play. That kid, he’s really blossomed.
LEAST SURPRISING UPDATE: He has formally apologized.
(yes, that’s from Something About Mary)
