Tila Tequila is Subtle

Tila Tequila was at One Sunset lounge last night, and you’re not going to believe this, but she flashed her comical giant implants to the photographers standing outside. Well, of course she did. It’s Tila Tequila. This is kinda her thing. She looks like some chick my grandfather and his buddies kidnapped in Vietnam (allegedly), but she truly thinks she’s hot. Sorry. I’m not even joking when I say I’d rather see my balls as the secret ingredient on Iron Chef than look at 4 foot tall tranny with 90 pound implants. The only way her tits could look less natural is if it they had antlers or a place to swipe my debit card.