Wiener alert! Here are some pics of David Beckham’s Emporio Armani underwear ads (+ bonus beach pics). His hair looks oddly Hitleresque, but other than that, not too shabs! Plus, I’m pretty sure Mr. Beckham hasn’t murdered any Jews, so he’s practically a humanitarian. Suck it, Angelina!
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
