Tila Tequila was on The Howard Stern Show this week, and even though she looks like an extra on Dark Crystal, she still lives under the delusion that she’s some unattainable piece of ass. The last time I saw an Asian chick with blonde hair and ridiculous contacts, I told her that, no, I don’t need acrylic on my toenails. And, yes, that sounds way gayer when I type it out, but whatever. Hopefully pic #5 will distract you and get you excited for MTV’s apparent new show, Gaza Strip Shore.
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