The New England Patriots are beating the New York Jets like a GITMO prisoner right now, mostly because Tom Brady is throwing against defenders whose cleats were apparently made out of concrete. The commentators say it is due to Brady’s precision and pocket awareness, but Donald Trump‘s hair was just trying to wave and say hello. I think he’s a big fan.
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