To promote her new movie Sucker Punch and proper blood flow to my penis, Vanessa Hudgens is in the February issue of Details. In case anybody was wondering, I’d get her pregnant and let her keep the baby. Not only because I’m a gentleman, but because brown babies are selling pretty high right now. To make a good investment, it’s really all about allowing market trends to dictate your decisions.
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