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Bitches be crazy. Us Weekly reports:
In the new Us Weekly, the 22-year-old San Diego-based administrative assistant breaks her silence about the fateful early morning of Sept. 24 — Kutcher’s six-year anniversary with wife Demi Moore — when she had sex with the actor, 33, following a wild, all-night party in his suite at San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel. “He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony. “I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,” Leal admits. “I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.” When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him. After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.” “He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter. The post-coital talk was a little unexpected, she confesses; the duo talked astrology (they’re both Aquarius), religion, love, even politics. “I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, ‘Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?'” Leal says. Democratic-leaning Kutcher quizzed her on “up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I’d vote for him. I said I didn’t know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said.”
Like most women, Sara Leal latched on and dropped her panties to the first man with fame and money who looked at her, and is now playing the victim because men are evil and treat women like whores. Here’s a hint: This is why we treat you like whores. Mostly because instead of realizing, “hey, I’m a slut. I’m fucking a married dude just because he’s famous”, she thinks she deserves fame and as much money as she can possibly grab because she allowed Ashton Kutcher stick his dick in her vagina a few times in a hot tub. Because her vagina is special. And she has feelings. The only thing that’s missing now is her lying about being pregnant so she can sell her story to People about how she miscarried with Ashton Kutcher’s love child. What a sad story that would be. I bet she could get at least $500K for that.
“Men’s lies: ‘No, baby. I wasn’t looking at that girl’s ass.’ Women’s lies: ‘IT’S YOUR BABY!!'” – Chris Rock
