The French finally invaded something, because if you watched the 84th Academy Awards last night, it was a veritable The Artist bukkake party as the silent movie about some prancing dipshit swept the Oscars last night. To reiterate, a SILENT MOVIE WON BEST PICTURE. Quentin Tarantino’s entire world just spun off its axis. Anyway, here’s the winners that people might care about.
Best Picture: The Artist
Best Actress: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Best Actor: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Best Director: Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Best Original Screenplay: Midnight in Paris, Woody Allen
Best Adapted Screenplay: The Descendants, Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash
Here’s Jean Valjean ignoring Natalie Portman and molesting his award instead:
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Celebrities pose in the press room at the 84th Annual Academy Awards held at the Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, CA.<br />
