I’m not sure how many of you watched Game 3 of the NBA Finals last night, but if you didn’t, the San Antonio Spurs basically told the Miami Heat to go outside a pick a switch off a tree so they could beat them with it then opened hand slapped them when the Heat said they were going to call the police to report them for child abuse. Just like my grandma. It was 50-44 at halftime, then…..shit got out of hand. Mostly due to Danny Green (above), and Gary Neal who helped set a NBA Finals record for most three-pointers in a game (16). Danny Green got cut by the Cleveland Cavaliers and was sent to the D-League twice. Gary Neal entered the NBA Draft in 2007, but didn’t get drafted and played three years overseas because nobody wanted a guard from Towson University who had been acquitted of a rape charge. LeBron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwayne Wade made a combined salary on $52, 272,000 in 2013. Oops. I’m just glad this game wasn’t in Miami so all the escorts in the luxury boxes didn’t have to negotiate a price for cigars being put out on them.
