Hey there, lovely readers. It’s that time of year again. The day where we can all set aside our differences and agree that leggings and sweatpants are indeed pants. Regardless of what you think of the holiday, you got a day off and you don’t have to cook or spend money on food. Your crazy aunt will probably show you a Breitbart article that proves Obama will soon pass a law to decapitate Christians on Christmas Eve, but trust me, you’ll miss complaining about that when she’s dead. There’s always something to be thankful for, and right now, I’m thankful for all of you. Depending on the outcome of the Cowboys/Panthers game, I’ll either eat for a second time out of habit or for emotional reasons. Win/win. See ya Monday.
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