If you’re wondering how long it would take for Patton Oswalt to get horny after finding his wife of 11 years dead in their bed, it’s 14 months. It took 14 months.
But Patton Oswalt was smiling again on Wednesday as he made his red carpet debut with new girlfriend, actress Meredith Salenger. The couple held hands as they arrived at the premiere for Baby Driver in Los Angeles.
According to Meredith Salenger’s Instagram, she’s already in love, so obviously it was less than 14 months. Oswalt’s wife solved mysteries, so we can’t put her on the case of how long this has been going on.
I found a video where Meredith Salenger was hot. It’s in standard definition.
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LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 14: Meredith Salenger and Patton Oswalt attend the premiere of "Baby Driver" at Ace Hotel on June 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 14: Actors Meredith Salenger (L) and Patton Oswalt attend the premiere of Sony Pictures' 'Baby Driver' at Ace Hotel on June 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage)
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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Los Angeles premiere of Sony Pictures''Baby Driver' - Arrivals Featuring: Patton Oswalt, Meredith Salenger Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 14 Jun 2017 Credit: FayesVision/WENN.com
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LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 14: Actress Meredith Salenger and actor Patton Oswalt arrive for the Premiere Of Sony Pictures' "Baby Driver" held at Ace Hotel on June 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Albert L. Ortega/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 14: Patton Oswalt attends the premiere of "Baby Driver" at Ace Hotel on June 14, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic)
